Description
Retirement just got funnier with this Retired Plumber Off-Duty Ears design! Featuring two crossed pipe wrenches, five gold stars, and a clear message—“I’m Not Ignoring You – These Ears Are Off-Duty”—this shirt brings humor and pride to the post-pipe life.
Perfect for plumbers who’ve turned off the tools, this design celebrates the trade while making people laugh. Its rugged look, combined with vintage-style fonts, makes it a standout in any casual setting.
Available in T-Shirts Hoodies Sweatshirts & Long Sleeves, it’s ideal for retired plumbers, plumbing veterans, or fun-loving industry pros.
Shipping Information
Shipping Information
Every shirt is printed to order. Please allow 3-5 business days for production before your order ships.
| Destination | Carrier | Delivery time | Cost |
|---|
| United States | USPS / UPS | 7-15 business days | $7.99 — free over $99 |
| Canada | USPS / Canada Post | 10-20 business days | $9.99 |
| United Kingdom | Royal Mail | 10-20 business days | $9.99 |
| Australia & New Zealand | Australia Post | 12-25 business days | $11.99 |
| Rest of world | Standard international | 12-30 business days | $12.99 |
A tracking number is emailed to you the moment your parcel leaves our facility. You can follow it any time on our Order Tracking page.
Returns
Returns & Exchanges
If something is not right, you have 30 days from delivery to request a return or exchange.
- Items must be unworn, unwashed and in original condition.
- Wrong, damaged or misprinted item? We cover the return shipping and send a free replacement.
- Changed your mind or ordered the wrong size? Return shipping is the customer's responsibility.
Start a return by emailing contact@matchbooksupply.co with your order number and a photo if the item arrived faulty. Full details are on our Refund & Returns Policy page.
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