Description
Step aside, amateurs—this design is made for sarcastic, no-nonsense carpenters who’ve had enough. Featuring the quote:
"Carpenter – I Have A Black Belt In Sarcasm, A Degree In Mouth With No Filter, And I'm Just A Few Credits Short Of Punching Stupid People…", this design comes packed with skull imagery, saw blades, and bold fonts in yellow, red, and white.
Perfect for the carpenter who’s tired of being told how to do their job, this shirt brings humor, grit, and craftsmanship together.
Available in T-Shirts, Hoodies, Sweatshirts & Long Sleeves, it's ideal for job sites, shops, and off-hours laughs.
Shipping Information
Shipping Information
Every shirt is printed to order. Please allow 3-5 business days for production before your order ships.
| Destination | Carrier | Delivery time | Cost |
|---|
| United States | USPS / UPS | 7-15 business days | $7.99 — free over $99 |
| Canada | USPS / Canada Post | 10-20 business days | $9.99 |
| United Kingdom | Royal Mail | 10-20 business days | $9.99 |
| Australia & New Zealand | Australia Post | 12-25 business days | $11.99 |
| Rest of world | Standard international | 12-30 business days | $12.99 |
A tracking number is emailed to you the moment your parcel leaves our facility. You can follow it any time on our Order Tracking page.
Returns
Returns & Exchanges
If something is not right, you have 30 days from delivery to request a return or exchange.
- Items must be unworn, unwashed and in original condition.
- Wrong, damaged or misprinted item? We cover the return shipping and send a free replacement.
- Changed your mind or ordered the wrong size? Return shipping is the customer's responsibility.
Start a return by emailing contact@truefrontierfangoods.store with your order number and a photo if the item arrived faulty. Full details are on our Refund & Returns Policy page.
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